Paris hilton

It will work. I am a marketing genius.

I have been celibate for about six or seven months, I think. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I'm single. I said I would be single for a year and I am.

It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything.

I've just always had a boyfriend my whole life, and I've - now I'm really focusing on myself and I think that's more important right now.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

I don't like parties past 2 am. Then it's all losers and weirdos.

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

I would do the baby voice and it's kind of like this character I made up. But in real life, I'm completely different. I'm very smart. I think a lot of people will assume I'm an airhead.

I love Marilyn Monroe. I think she was the coolest blonde. I think like me she just didn't care what anyone thinks. She's happy. She's smiling. I don't know, I just always thought she was so beautiful and she just seemed, like, magical.

I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep on lasting.

The best accessories a girl can have are her closest friends.

I LOVE Africa in general, South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries.

My mom decorated with lots of antiques. I never liked it when I was a little girl - I wanted to live in a modern house. But now I love it.

There is no sin worse in life than being boring--and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do. I was one of the few heiresses to walk the runway as a model. A lot of people thought that was shocking. Why did I do it? Was it a desperate cry for attention, like the papers said? Hardly. It's not like I need any more attention. Did I do it for money? Of course not. Modeling doesn't pay that well, anyway, unless you're Gisele or Cindy Crawford, or, like Patti Hansen, you get to marry a rock star. I did it because it was fun.

A man must walk before he can fly - one cannot fly into flying.

It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine.

There's a lot of advantages to being my best friend.

I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly and I do not want to make that mistake.

I always knew I had a voice and I've always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out. I think it's the hardest thing to do, to sing in front of people. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it's what I'm most talented at and what I love to do the most.

I don't have sex unless I'm in a relationship. I'm old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am!

Just going through a lot in my life, becoming more confident in myself, writing my own music and just really getting in the studio and just doing it.

Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don't need to go out.

Being grown up and in a serious relationship, I've learned so much. I'm happier than I've every been.

If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

My life is, like, really, really fun.

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

I think I am a good role model, and a lot of mothers come up to me and they're really happy, and I think if any girl follows their dreams then anything can happen to them.

It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids.

The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.

Life is too short to blend in.

At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking, but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I love vitamin water.

The only rule is don't be boring.

I'm not like anybody else. I'm like an American princess.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We're not spoiled.

Well, since I'm six years old, I've been playing the violin, the piano, I've been singing. It's always been a dream of mine, but I really never had the courage to actually go and do it professionally.

I'm not like that smart. I like, forget stuff all the time.

You know your the best when people you don't know hate you.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara.

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

Everything I do is blown out of proportion. It really hurts my feelings.

Aquarius[es] are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one.

I have done everything that I wanted to do, and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful on every area. So it's very exciting. There is nothing else to do.

I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and... everybody's hot.

In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent.

I don't really think, I just walk.

A lot of women feel it's a man's world. Some people think all you need to do is marry a rich guy, and you don't need to do anything with your life. I would hate that. I don't care whether he has money or he doesn't, because I don't need it, and that's a good feeling that I don't have to worry about that.

My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?

I can't stand black guys. I would never touch one. It's gross.

I'm very scared to do it. What if I don't come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over'.

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.

They say when you reach a crossroad or a turning point in life, it really doesn't matter how we got there, but it's what we do next after we got there. Usually you arrive there by adversity, and then it is then and only then that we find out who we truly are and what we're truly made of. It's a process, a gift and a journey, and if we can travel it alone, although the road may be rough at the beginning, you find an ability to walk it. A way to start fresh again. It's neither a downfall nor a failure, but a new beginning.

I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young girls should know that.

Barbie is my fashion icon. People think I'm Paris Barbie - and it's a compliment.

Whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write.

I would be so scared if I was a gay guy...you'll, like, die of AIDS.

If I was a President I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.

I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

[When a John McCain political campaign video that used her image] That wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I'm running for President. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm like, totally ready to lead.

Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that’s what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they’re clever but are really acting stupid.

I don't care about people who don't care about me. If people are negative or mean, then that's their issue. Screw them.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.

People can't believe how hard I work.... I love it. I think it just runs through my veins. My great-grandfather was a bellboy and had a dream to do a hotel chain, so I think I get it from him.

Never give up on the things that make you smile.

The Backstreet Boys were so ten years ago. Whatever.

I'm just a very creative and outgoing person and I love being around people and being around music. It just gives me energy.

[My mom told me] to always be loyal and treat someone how you want to be treated. Find someone that you can love and that's going to be your best friend.

I didn’t want to be like all these socialites – they sit at home, and go to the debutant ball, and marry some rich guy and that’s it. That’s all they do. I wanted to do my own thing so I could buy whatever I want, do whatever I want.

My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!

If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

To me, anything goes. But that's me.

First, I think of myself as a brand, a businesswoman. Musician is something I just do because it's my passion - I love it and it's something I do for fun. I love music and I love to make people dance.

A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I'm such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I'm like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.

It's like a kind of Barbie American dream. I have that childlike quality so a lot of little girls especially [like me]. I've always been a kid at heart. I think I always will be.

I won't have a cabinet as a President; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell.

There is no sin worse in life than being boring and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do.

Every girl is beautiful if they have the ability to believe in themselves.

In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.

I'm a really good person. I'm down to earth. I have a big heart. I have feelings. And I'm just like everybody else.

There's so many people out there who try to imitate what I do but I am the original.

I'm the best animal lover in the world. There's nobody who takes care of their pets like me...... they are my children.

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.

Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

I definitely think that fashion is a form of art and love that people can express themselves through what they wear.

You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.

I travel around the world constantly promoting my projects and endorsing products. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties; in fact, I'm the person who started the whole trend of paid appearances. But when you see me at a party, I'm always working or promoting something.

You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren't really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.

If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.

I like it, but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.

I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.

It's good to just smile and go on with your day.

When you're in the public eye, it's wrong to cheat on someone, unless you're very careful. If you're normal and no one's going to know, then do it.

I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it's like search and destroy.

Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I would say natural is the best way to describe the real me. I'm not always going out or dressed up like I am on the red carpet. On a normal day, I wear normal clothes and wear little to no make-up. I'm always a bit girly, though.

I have this great test to see if a girl's a real friend. When we're shopping I'll pick out an outfit that I know looks hot and one that is awful. If my friend says the bad one looks good, I know she's not a good friend.

There is no sin worse in life than being boring.

I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

I've had a lot of people in my past who were friends with me just to get publicity. When I was young, my mom or sister used to have to point out if someone was using me to make a name for themselves – you know, linking arms with me on the red carpet and trying to get in every picture. But now I can see for myself when someone is just hungry for attention.

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

I just think that the media is just making things up. I don't really pay attention.

By channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses.

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

I’m not, like, that smart.

Some people change when they think they're a star or something.

I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference God has given me this new chance.

Someone told me you start liking sex when you hit 30--but we'll see.

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!