Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
I wanted to give up, but my family kept me going.
When it comes to other celebrity brands, I think a lot of people do a great job, but it can't be all about them. Everybody doesn't want to just look like the celebrity, because they can't. They just want one element of that style.
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.
Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.
Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.
I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.
I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity. I needed to have everyone around so I could have my hands and my mind in different places because that's what would calm me down. But now, I just want to be by myself. It's a good but scary place to be.
Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?
Normally, I'm so shy.
Am I eating chicken or tuna?
No matter how much money you spend to make yourself beautiful - with all the products, the diets, the plastic surgery - in the end, women need to fall in love with themselves and realize they're wonderfully made.
I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble and buy the new self-help book. I like to fill out the surveys, then I get my friends' opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not.
There are certain things that make me relax, like writing my journal. That's the only time that I'm relaxing. It's the only time I really get to examine myself.
Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
How can I be my best if I never fail, and how can I ever find peace if I never yell.
At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.
I want to do the romantic comedies. You know, the stuff that Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts or Reese Witherspoon would choose, of course.
A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.
That's what I need from everybody right now - enjoy life with me.
Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward.
Is this chicken or is this fish?
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
It's been hard, but I've finally come to the realization that it's okay to not be perfect.
Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!
I don't even have a type! I don't have a physical type. I have an emotional type.
I want to be a role model.
I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.
I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.
I built a studio in my house so I can be with my kids. I go out to my approval meetings [for my collection] while they nap, but at least I can sing [at home] while they sleep at night.
Image is the most important thing about someone's career and longevity.
I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!
If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!
I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.
I'm definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I'm not dumb.
All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that.
A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.
I definitely don't Google my name.
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.
Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today, we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
I care about what people think of my heart, my music, my passion.
To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
And I'm the worst liar of all time.
It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.
There's tons of little tricks that that go into making the perfect shoe, but I think color, comfort is really important and different sizes of heels.
laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
You change with the guys you date.
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.
Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting.
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.
People use music as a utensil to better themselves.
I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's an athlete. I was always, 'An athlete? Heck no.'
Abstinence for me is about romance. It has nothing to do with my relationship with God. It's definitely a bonus in that department, but it's nothing spiritual. It's about giving something special to that person you're going to spend the rest of your life with.
I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.
I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
I'm interested in learning more about myself and what I value in myself and letting that be the beautiful part of me, rather than putting on the makeup or wearing the right designer.
I'm a naughty sweetheart.
I'm big-busted... I can't always wear the cutest bras, and it makes me so mad.
Be original. The world will try to fit you into a mold, but carve your own path.
My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad, ... That's his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart.
I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
I want to be a diva... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around.
Labor is really going to hurt.
First love is only once in a lifetime, and it remains only in memory.
The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
When I signed a record deal, I was always told by execs I needed to be like everybody else, that I had to show my midriff, things that would take away from who I want to be as an artist.
I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil.
Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.
I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.
I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.
My family is my life, and I'll never lose that.
I've learned that sometimes love is not enough. You can have a soul mate and be madly in love with that person, but it's not necessarily enough. I think you have to have personalities that mesh well. You have to be the yin to their yang. You also have to be open to figuring things out together and communicating even when it's the last thing you want to do.
I would love to sing with Christina [Aguilera]... she has so much talent... she has an amazing voice.
People think updos are so hard, but they're not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If I'm in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.
Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image.
Fashion just comes naturally to me.
I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.
I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff.
Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.
Well, for me, I grew up very Southern Baptist, and I definitely lived in my bubble. You know, I lived in my bubble that was in my church.
I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.
My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have to find life by yourself. . . . I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart. I don't really ever talk about the divorce because it was a heart-wrenching thing to go through.
If I'm going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.
Sorry I don't eat buffalo.
Life is definitely always about expanding. That's how we grow.
The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.
Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
For me, it's just eat whatever makes you feel good. Work out whenever you want to. Just take care of yourself.
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
As a woman who has some sort of power, you have to have a man that can take that. It's hard to find those men.
Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`
It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!
A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
