Abe lemons quotes
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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
We did have three go to the YMCA.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?
You always catch the wrong players.
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
You mean in the state?
